Wood Elephant Puzzle by markfrasier on Etsy

Wood Elephant Puzzle by markfrasier on Etsy
I would also like to say:
Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
I enjoy making people wait for me to respond to their friend requests, really only to end up deleting it in the end.
no, I will not add you as friend simply because we went to the same high school.
I would go through and delete all those pointless people I am friends with if it wasn’t such a time consuming process and I had to start from the very beginning of all my “friends” each time I hit delete.

(Source: limeflavored, via thecubsagainstthesox)

(Source: sheisaliar, via wiloe)
(via etiquetteforagentleman)
There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit
and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit!
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
Oh London…
after a game of beersbie
did i mention we also had a chalkboard in our house?
‘coon huntin aussie
In the midst of Samurai Swords
I was just reminded about a time of my life at university where we had about ten Australians living with us for about a month and a half. Granted there were already six of us girls living there (four bedroom house) and they all managed to either work their way into our beds or slept in our basement, which I don’t think is sanitary for an living thing to be in. This also made us look like a small mob when we went to parties. During this period, they brought with them koalas for us, ended up with a BB GUN (apparently outlawed in AUS), and several drinking chants and games. For that month and a half we all lived a careless free life, and lets just by the end of their time with us our house smelled of booze, sex, and hot-n-ready pizza (for those not from the lovely state of Michigan, hot-n-ready is a $5 pizza from our local establishment called Little Caesars,which are the worst things in the world, and the owners also happen to own our baseball team Tigers and our hockey team the Red Wings) but back to my main point…From this great experience not only did we gain good memories but also some of the best drinking games and chats you could ever hear, and may add as much as we tried we could not keep their loud mouths down to a normal audible level. They just did not understand what a MIP (minor in possession-alcohol) is and why none of us wanted one (they come with at least 3 months probation and cost tons of money). I will now leave you with my favorite games and chants:
Oh why was he born so beautiful? Oh why was he born at all? He’s no fucking good to anyone, He’s no fucking good at all, so Drink motherfucker! drink motherfucker! DRINK!
Here’s to (insert name), s/he’s true blueS/he’s a piss-pot through and throughS/he’s a bastard, so they sayTried to go to heaven, but s/he went the other wayDrink it down, down, down
Auggie! Auggie! Auggie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Games:
Samurai Swords-which no matter what will always make you fall laughing on your ass (or because your drunk)
Beersbie: who else would combine throwing frisbees at beer bottle and drinking at the same time?
Kings Cup: now i know this technically isn’t australian, but I’ll give them the credit as they were the first to teach us
Pictures to follow these great timess
could have given this advice to a few people i know
(via etiquetteforagentleman)
So last night after I updated my Facebook profile to the new and ultra cool Timeline edition, I decided to take it for a spin and relive my college years. Well going through the countless posts from my past, and cringing at the thought of them ever being exposed to the outside world, I started…